It Should Always be Called Jizz

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Squirting something out of an appendage that spends most of its time lying dormant like a naked mole rat against its owner’s thigh is an enduring novelty

What is “it”? Come on! Cum on? If you don’t know, and even if you do, take a look at this tongue-in-cheeky Jezebel article written by Megan Reynolds (who admittedly does not have a penis, but nevertheless is fascinated that, “Squirting something out of an appendage that spends most of its time lying dormant like naked mole rat against its owner’s thigh is an enduring novelty”).

Reynolds writes, “Generally, semen is referred to as “cum,” a terrible word that is nice only for its efficiency: it describes both the substance and the act in one three letter word. Using “come” as the verb is appropriate, but linguistically confusing.” Also, “American English has…many words for ejaculate, most of which are gross.”

While the BB Team prefers cum, or splooge or even skeet (hey, check out our cheeky beach/bath/bed towels in Gifts + Gear), find out why the writer prefers “jizz.” Which term do you use most often?

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Home Guides editor at Dwell | Former senior writer at Jezebel covering culture and consumerism with work in the FADER, Racked, Vulture, the Billfold, Elle and Buzzfeed

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