Power Bottom 101

Woody Miller wrote Hotspots! advice column, Need Wood? over eight years ago. The BB Team wasn’t sure whether to categorize this oldie but goodie advice under Basic Bottoms or Power Bottoms.

Willing But Fearful asked, “I’ve never been f*cked before. I want to do it but I’m really afraid of the pain and discomfort. What’s the best way of making sure I don’t have a pain-fest on the Hershey Highway?”

Woody responds with his “Annual 101 Ass” seminar which includes six good steps for consideration. At the end he writes, “Follow these steps and you’ll be such a power bottom your next problem will be stopping yourself from saying, ‘Stick it in aleady, I got laundry to do.’”

There’s more timeless advice buried here!